I was originally going to place the week’s dumb in descending order from least dumb to totally dumb, but since these’re all on a precisely equal plane, they’re listed in no particular order. Note that once again, the titles pretty much say it all. If you should decide to click on any one of the links, I do, once again, recommend keeping a barf bucket nearby.
Michael Savage: Donald Trump Is ‘The Winston Churchill Of Our Time’
Self-Proclaimed Prophet: God Using Donald Trump To ‘Expose Darkness And Perversion’
Pat Robertson: Gays Can Become Straight If They ‘Start Acting Like Men’
Alabama governor names public school-hating Christian fundamentalist to oversee public education
Michael Savage: Obama May Seek A Third Term By ‘Nullifying The Election’
Rick Wiles: Obama Will ‘Slaughter Millions Of American Resistors’
Anti-gay Oregon baker thinks he’s defeating Satan — but his bigotry is actually helping Satanists
John McTernan: Gay Pride Events Cause Earthquakes, Abortion Causes Hurricanes
Louie Gohmert: Tens Of Millions Of Americans May Die Due To Iran Nuclear Deal
Cruz: Obama And Clinton ‘Snuggle Up To Radical Islamic Regimes Who Hate America’
There, That’s ten. Should keep everyone busy for at least a minute. Meanwhile, to assuage my guilt for posting the above links, here are three photos of critters with brains, with functioning minds — and clearly not a Republican amongst them!
Rocky Mountain High Chipmunk
There is clearly a huge difference between critters with small brains and critters with small minds! But we already knew that, right? Right!